Do you think the tears were at the thought of you slipping her one ?
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Posts: 1680 (21/05/09 17:42:57) Cunt-Spack
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 DMP 2 |
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Posts: 1076 (21/05/09 18:34:38) Former Charlton Manager Les Reed |
Went round to see this bird I'd been seeing, lovely girl, had everything going, only to discover from her mum that she'd run off with the drummer of
The Marmalade.
Wendy her name was, hateful bitch. |
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A Man of Constant Sorrow |
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Posts: 6303 (21/05/09 18:50:42) Got his
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Still, life goes on.
La la how the life goes on... |
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maicaquinho |
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Posts: 812 (21/05/09 18:56:48) Loves a shit moniker |
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fenella_Fielding
We shared a couple of bottles of wine alone in candlelight, I KNOW I could of gone back with her to her suite in the Grand Hotel, just read her wikipage and deeply regret not doing so... In other news a person in Portugal has irrefutable evidence that I was stabbed to death in a drugs deal gone wrong... |
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One McAvennie |
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Posts: 1681 (21/05/09 18:57:33) Cunt-Spack
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Amoc's said -
Still, life goes on. La la how the life goes on... Ouch - that was taking the pith ... |
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A Man of Constant Sorrow |
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Posts: 6304 (21/05/09 18:59:26) Got his
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I know pun threads are my preserve - but I'd rather keep with the celebrity sexploitation theme - it's the best thread I've seen here in ages...
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DMP 2 |
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Posts: 1077 (21/05/09 19:04:19) Former Charlton Manager Les Reed |
Was in a shop in Islington years ago and Amanda Barrie strolled in, pert and attractive and very fanciable, well, if you're a certain age, former Carry On
star.
And I was shocked, shocked I tell you, when she turned to the equally attractive woman she was with and stuck her tongue down her throat. Raging lezzers, the two of them held hands and cuddled and kissed for ages, very offputting. Reflections of my life, sadly |
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maicaquinho |
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Posts: 814 (21/05/09 21:57:07) Loves a shit moniker |
Hmmn,
Looking down her wiki page she appears to be the same age as my dad, off putting. I was fine with the same age as my (deceased at 57) mum, worrying... In other news the future ex-wife has still not returned from the Amazon, Jan, "I´ve started to organise my return", Feb, "Be patient a little while longer", March, " Hopefully back at the end of the month". Nothing since. She is working without electricity/telephone/internet in a tiny Indian village on the Peruvian border, am I being more optomistic than aidan or Hack (at the moment)... |
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Clack |
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Posts: 3792 (22/05/09 08:27:07) Stalker of Clowns
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Where exactly in Brazil, are you, Maiccaquinho?
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Clack |
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Posts: 3793 (22/05/09 08:44:29) Stalker of Clowns
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My claim to fame is that I went out with one of Spanish TV's top dancing girls, back in 2000. Her previous boyfriened before me was Guti, the Real Madrid
player, who she said was 'immature'.
Think I caught her on the rebound - she had come to London for a break from the Madrid scene. Our relationship consisted of her paying for weekends in Madrid, where we went to a lot of VIP parties, and there was a lot of cocaine going down, while I offeerd Saturday Nights down 'the Golden Crane' in Upminster in return, for which she wore designer dresses, and oddly enough, seemed to enjoy, Fantastic body, but some very suspicious scar-marks under the breasts. As bizarre as it may seen, I ended up having to give her the elbow (not least cos I realised she was neurotic and completely mad) |
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Bob Loblaw |
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Posts: 94 (22/05/09 10:15:49) |
Had a one-night stand with ex-Sky News presenter Anna Walker just before she got that gig. Missed a 3-1 win over Brighton because of it. The things you do for
love.
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Chin Chimmery |
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Posts: 5697 (22/05/09 10:47:21)
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Forgot another one...
My sisters mate does the make up on Dr Who and Torchwood. Ive knocked a few out over the thought of taking her up the tardis. Not sure that counts though? |
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Jonny Byrne |
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Posts: 446 (22/05/09 10:58:11) |
Was in Heathrow, waiting to board the flight to Rome when this very nice lady approached and queued behind me. Got to my seat and, low and behold, she's
sitting next to me. New the face but couldn't place her, until I clocked her boarding pass - Miss Cynthia Crawford. And not a hampster in site! Suffice to say, she was very charming and was kind enough to sign a bottle of Champagne for me. And that two hour flight just flew by. Obviously my office manager got it when I got hold of her.... |
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Fatigued |
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Posts: 1512 (22/05/09 11:34:50) |
I was on an Air Florida flight once with Cliff Richard. Well, not WITH him, we were just on the same plane. Does that count in any way?
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doomhunk |
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Posts: 370 (22/05/09 11:41:53) |
We're talking real-life here, Clackers, not Second-Life.
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pete mk2 |
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Posts: 1093 (22/05/09 12:01:38) Webcam Voyeur |
Only if you joined the Mile High Club with him Fatigued.
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Joe C |
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Posts: 7269 (22/05/09 13:26:24) My toilet, my rules |
I remember her Clack. We were never sure how you did it
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Chin Chimmery |
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Posts: 5698 (22/05/09 15:54:41)
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Oh, got another one.
My uncles best mate has a kid with Kate Thornton. Mind you, he is massively rich and famous himself. |
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doomhunk |
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Posts: 371 (22/05/09 15:56:03) |
The Kid?
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Chin Chimmery |
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Posts: 5699 (22/05/09 16:03:18)
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Nah, my uncles mate.
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