heart attack bollocks, it will either be spoons or an aids gun.
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Posts: 6564 (26/06/09 12:18:12) Got his
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Dan M the Second wrote:Apologies Dan, I take back what I said... |
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Posts: 542 (26/06/09 12:31:29)
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Sorry to bring it back to football but any truth in the rumour that Neill now wants to sign the West Ham contract ?
Fuck- wrong thread.
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Posts: 4347 (26/06/09 12:42:43) Solo Artist |
Ah Dag, we're all talking about the one subject but now look at The Way You Make It Neill.
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Posts: 457 (26/06/09 12:50:52) Mobile Phone Spack
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*applause*
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Posts: 6066 (26/06/09 15:16:45)
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Somebody who knows a lot about child abuse cases told me they were sceptical about the fiddling (this was during the trial) for the banal reason that the
complainants could not describe Jackson's cock. The devil is in the lack of detail it seems.
I've always thought that in a less sick society there would have been a proper mental health intervention years ago. I really dislike the idea that there are people you can pay to mutilate you if you have enough money and the law can't stop it. Anyway I liked the old stuff - stopped liking it after Off The Wall. I would guess he topped himself with painkillers. |
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Posts: 337 (26/06/09 15:22:02) |
A Man of Constant Sorrow wrote: AMOCS - Jacko didn't sell the publishing rights to his own songs. They sit in a company owned by him (or his estate now) called Mikjac. He also owns a 50% share of the Beatles song copyrights (and numerous otehrs). He sold the other 50% share to Sony in 1995. It could be those rights you are thinking of. |
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Did'nt the crotch grabbing kiddie loving whacko at one point own the back catalogue of the beatles publishing rights or something ? I seem to remember that McCartney sold them to him ? I may be wrong though, would'nt be the first time ! And fair play to the caller on a local radio station last night who called in to air his views on the, at the time rumour, that whacko had been admitted to hospital, he asked if he was in the childrens ward, and was he there for a stroke, shame they cut him off once the presenter fell in on what he said...... And did anybody have him in the celebrity death sweep ? I have been backing Jimmy Saville for years and the cunt keeps breathing...... |
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Posts: 7505 (26/06/09 15:26:06) Axe Wound Connoisseur
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Well according to Amocs, Greenie, Jimmy, if ill, would be in the same ward as MikJak if you get what I mean, wot wot.
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Posts: 1831 (26/06/09 15:26:37) |
He also owns a 50% share of the Beatles song copyrights
He dont any more. He'll be looking like his Thriller characters soon. |
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Posts: 6067 (26/06/09 15:28:34)
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And Pete Townshend (research shmesearch)
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Posts: 2005 (26/06/09 15:31:45)
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Once the post mortem is out the way all that remains is to decide on the music for the funeral, burn baby burn, or will Reg Dwight pen a new version of funeral
for a friend ?
Any clues yet as to what the official funeral DVD will be called ? |
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Posts: 5630 (26/06/09 15:35:16)
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I must say I was astonished when he found 1,000,000 people who were prepared to overlook his kiddie fiddling enough to buy tickets for his 50 shows at the
20,000 seater O2 Arena.
That's a million people who would presumably also be happy to rock up to Gary Glitter's traditional Christmas shows. |
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Posts: 8578 (26/06/09 15:45:52)
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That would be the Gary Glitter that was texting Jordan over her recent break up asking if she needed male company as he fancied shooting his load over some big
tits and fucking a tight arse, and wondered when he could babysit Harvey...
yeah, I'll get me platform boots. |
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Posts: 3357 (26/06/09 15:49:01)
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I'm still stuck on this "can't describe the cock" defence, like if you want to convict then you've got to count on some little
10-year-old future Flash to rock into the courtroom fully decked in Mackenzie gear talking about a left-leaning, 6.5", mottled throbber with mid-to-heavy
veinage.
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Posts: 6578 (26/06/09 15:50:19) Got his
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Bubbles is the one I feel sorry for. Perhaps Jordan might want to take him on?
He seems the perfect companion for the lad... |
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Posts: 6579 (26/06/09 15:52:10) Got his
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I think that's a poor defence Ralph - you don't need a cock to abuse kids. For me, the Jesus Juice is enough on its own...
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Posts: 7113 (26/06/09 15:55:22) out-funnied by Big C
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I got 4 tickets, I don't care what 'they' say I'm going. He had elephants and giraffes lined up for this one apparently.
How about this today, one of our sleep patients asked to use the monitor again tonight as he didn't get much sleep last night because he was Michael Jackson Sad. I gotta feeling this could be the next pandemic. MJS. Biggie is already displaying symptoms. I loved Michael Jackson by the way. Not the best voice, not the best music but he just had IT and like Ralphy Off the Wall is one my top five albums. Michael, I'll write you the biggest soul birthday ever this time next year. I will always love you and everytime I see two trees close enough together I will stand between them, undo my shirt, get someone to fan me for a wind effect and yearn for a better earth. P.S there are still 26 MJ song titles left to shoehorn into a post folks. Chop chop. |
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Posts: 8579 (26/06/09 15:59:27)
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Exactly Moxy, unless they've got a eye in there anus or the back of there throat, how are they meant to describe it.
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Are there? perhaps you could list them for us alphabetically. You know, like A.B.C. |
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