No NO NO
why the fuck would you do this, one of my favourtie films of all times, ruined by that cunt Nick Love
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This is a fucking disgrace
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Posts: 435 (30/06/09 08:07:02) Still A Tight Cunt |
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Posts: 7509 (30/06/09 08:17:29) Axe Wound Connoisseur
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I know the synopsis states the film is set in the early 80's, but bugger me, I didn't know that many hoolies based their clothing style on LL Cool J.
I'm sooooooooo bored of films like this now. I blame Labour, the BBC and Glenn Roeder. |
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Posts: 5744 (30/06/09 08:30:44)
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Exactly what we need. Another film about football violence. Ill bet its just as entertaining and unique as all the others.
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Posts: 436 (30/06/09 08:41:58) Still A Tight Cunt |
Do you think they will stop fighting and all start rapping during the Millwall scenes.
"I'm gonna knock you out, momma said knock you out" |
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Posts: 3358 (30/06/09 08:49:31)
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This seems like a good place to bring up the tennis. Did you make it to the end, Flash?
I hope every single person in that crowd Sky+ed the match last night and has a good look at the fucking state of themselves today, ffs. And if any of you fuckfaces haven't watched a Murray match I'd clear the diary for the next one. This is making Henmania look dignified and stoic. I'm just now uncurling myself and opening my eyes fully. Euan Macgregor, Ian Hislop, Murray's mother… The day shame died. |
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Posts: 3836 (30/06/09 09:13:32) Stalker of Clowns
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Who is Nick Love? (that accent doesn't sound authentic)
But looking at the stills, I'd say he's got the clothes more or less right - apart from that luminous lemon track suit main character's wearing - nobody ever looked that bad! Why the Donna Summer music? Wrong era completely. And definitely not enough mullets, wedges, bubble perms and birdshit highlights in the hairstyles - hair far too short overall for those early to mid-80's casual clothes. Could potentially be a good film if it really is about someone who got caught up in the clothes, the football, the fashion - rather than the actual violence. But I suspect it won't be? |
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Posts: 7510 (30/06/09 09:14:53) Axe Wound Connoisseur
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I saw some, Bigster. Watched the very boring u21 final where some of our, ahem, technical deficiencies (and lack of starting players, especially strikers) were
shown up by the germans after we played some outstanding stuff againt Sweden. But more about that later...
But I know excatly what you are referring too.... Union Jack bowler hat? Check. Vest top showing skanky bra straps and a stomach sponsored by Maltesers? Check. Back up bingo wings? Check. Union Jack flag with 'Murray Mania' written through the middle? Check. Annoying grand kids in Top Man Fedora's and doing stupid dances fuelled by red bull after EVERY FUCKING POINT? Check. Sweaty, chucking up minge and saggy norks? Check. Wurthers? Check. Double fist pumping action? Check. Murray's cunt of a pushy mother sitting there with a jaw David Coulthard could only dream of? Check. Annoying cunt of a girlfriend looking all miserable and clapping like a seal waiting for thrown fish, but you still would? Check. I must have rolled my eyes more times than a epileptic teenager being told off for treating the house like a hotel, mid epi. Oh yeah.... Just when the geordies thought things couldn't get any worse, Freddie Shepherd may be buying them... Excellent. Oh yeah II... Did you know that the beeb sent over 400 staff to cover Glastonbury? Clack, how many pictures/stories/personal experience have you seen/read where proper firms were wearing Kangol bell top hats?
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Posts: 5745 (30/06/09 09:25:29)
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I watched the U21's last night aswell. We had nothing up front at all and the Germans knew it. We should have knocked them out when we had the chance in
the group, that was always going to come back and bite us on the arse. Should have stuck Tomkins on up front at half time to give us somthing to aim at. What
Mancienne offers to a football team I do not know.
I watched the tennis at half time and after. Those lads in silly hats were cards werent they?! One of them had fake ringlets. Crazy boys. Murrays bird needs her mouth fucking. I reckon she is fairly tidy downstairs aswell Flasher. Am I right? |
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Posts: 530 (30/06/09 09:33:14) Screamer |
Bloody hell though, you got to admire Murray's mum, one hell of a driven woman, there was always only one thing he was going to do when he grew up. Bet
she's demanding in bed. And noisy as hell.
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Posts: 6606 (30/06/09 09:33:55) Got his
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On Friday night, I think it was, I became so bored I actually turned the TV on to see what was about. Bear in mind I don't have Sky and there isn't
much in the way of Freeview where I live.
From recollection it was Babylon Zoo (load of old cock), Wimbledon (see Flash's comments), the Michael Jackson story (paean to paedo), two channels of Glasto (why watch a bad version of the songs on telly when you can go upstairs and download the real thing in five minutes - in fact, why bother with it at all), Top Gear (unfunny cunts spunk themselves over cars) and Big Brother (you can guess my feelings on this, yeah?). I feel at once slightly smug in that all my preconceptions and prejudices about telly seem to be confirmed - but also sad for the rest of you. So sad that I re-watched Secrets and Lies. This time the tears weren't just for Maurice Purley... |
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Posts: 7511 (30/06/09 09:34:04) Axe Wound Connoisseur
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Yes mate. In the trade it's known as a 'Majestic'
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Posts: 5746 (30/06/09 09:36:45)
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I had a feeling. Well, more of a tingling.
Lucky Scottish cunt. |
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Posts: 6607 (30/06/09 09:36:59) Got his
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It'd be mildly interesting to make him watch her gang-raped by a crack den.
However, in all other respects I remain unmoved... |
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Posts: 3837 (30/06/09 10:27:24) Stalker of Clowns
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Happy Go Lucky - have you seen it, amocs?
Was so pleased to find it's not only on at the cinema in Buenos Aires, but one of the main papers did a double page feature last week- probably getting more mainstream coverage than in England? Went last Saturday, having persuaded a very mixed group of Argentines, adults and kids, it would be good (tho I feared it they might not get it at all). They haven't stopped thanking me since.
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Posts: 5652 (30/06/09 10:36:17)
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A Man of Constant Sorrow wrote:I'm still undecided on May and Clarkson (his attitude towards foreigners goes a long way0. But that weasel faced, can't drive without nearly dying, no nothing, snobby, spent four hundred quid having my hair cut so it looks like it's blowing in the wind all the time, for God's sake not my face not my face face I'm an all-round entertainment presenter now, Yorkshire cunt Hammond is on my Phillip Schofield chisel in the ear and a smart blow with a mallet list. |
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Posts: 6608 (30/06/09 11:56:00) Got his
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Clack wrote:Indeed I have - several times. Probably my film of last year. A film about anger, madness, friendship and love that imo did the 'survival through a world of pain' theme better than Slumdog... |
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Posts: 3359 (30/06/09 12:38:37)
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Isn't Happy Go Lucky the one universally reported to feature the most punchable protagonist in the history of film?
As for television, I'll never stop devouring it until someone shows me something better to do, bearing in mind I'm as good as trapped in my front room with a bottle shoved up a sprog's gob for the foreseeable (… sorry to get all Bada "world's best dad" there). Listening to music and staring into the middle distance hardly seems a realistic option. Psychoville looks like a grower. |
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Telstar looks a good film though
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Posts: 6611 (30/06/09 12:44:38) Got his
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That's the one Biggie - and it's a neat psychological trick Mike Leigh plays on us.
For the first half of the film we hate Poppy because she is unrelentingly cheerful - unlike us. It's only as we reach further into her soul that we realise it's just as much a self-defence mechanism as our miserable façade. Going back to a previous thread (what makes me laugh) I would also hail the Flamenco scene as laugh out loud. LOL... |
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Posts: 3360 (30/06/09 13:10:43)
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We'll now I'm going to have to watch. I'd only ever been aware of the "relentlessly happy" angle so obviously avoided it.
On the topic of Sean Lock, the other day I was about to go into one about how he's the best panel show guest on television, but I figured it was too close to my mention that I had imagined Surface's appearance to be similar and people might get the wrong idea. And it's a good thing I didn't mention anything (notwithstanding this little confessional), because only days later I witnessed Lock's shockingly sub-standard stand-up act on Flash's mate Michael McIntyre's "Killing Britain's Will to Live" tour program. Lock's best when he's eviscerating children (figuratively), as exemplified on the 2008 year-end "8 out of 10 Cats" show. |
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