The Red Card wrote:
fortunately the cunts are getting old and will hopefully die very soon.
Mine were purchased as kittens in August 2007 so they're now two.
When Mrs Skerrit Mk I and I moved in together in 1998, we took on a tabby tortoiseshell female stray, that we took a shine to. After taking it on and getting it checked out, the vet gave us an approximate age of five.
I saw her in Tesco last week, just before I bumped into Dan. It's still fucking alive. If it dies tomorrow and I stay with this wife I'm looking at being saddled with Zach and Harry (Don't even get me started) until at least 2025.
I bet West Ham still won't have won a trophy by then.
For fucks sake......



