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Posts: 7139 (03/07/09 09:44:45) out-funnied by Big C Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	Tags : None Is there NO stopping it ? Kelvin Davies of league one Southampton joins. Turning into quite the juggernaught, add that to Terry Dixon's twiglet legs holding up and yes its Rubber ducky rubber ducky Scottie we got ourselves a convoy! He did have one golden season at Ipswich but since then he has made some real quailty gaffs. Kelvins Korner instead of Walkers World in the programme ?
pete mk2		#1	[-]
Posts: 1117 (03/07/09 10:03:50) Webcam Voyeur Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	Chelsea's project also rumbles on, Ross Turnbull on a free from Boro!
Flash		#2	[-]
Posts: 7522 (03/07/09 10:06:28) Axe Wound Connoisseur Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	At least the project hirearchy (sp?) weren't stoopid enough to give him a 3 year deal. Because that would be naive, even if he's only 7.5k a week. Ere, Monk, did you see any of the U21 tournament? Did you see the kid called Berg from Sweden? That boy has a lot going for him and I mean a lot. Feel me?
Lake Palmer aka Monk		#3	[-]
Posts: 7141 (03/07/09 11:38:57) out-funnied by Big C Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	Are you till going on about that u21 shit. Its not some trendy underground movement your into, jeez, throw me a frickin bone I didn't see much of it, just England Spain cos someone kept banging on how about good it was going to be and then about half an hour of the final. I think Rodwell looked the best footballer out of what I saw. Got a touch of Rio about him ( no I don't mean he's got a statue of Jesus on his head) I like Aquafresca and aquafresh as it goes. Just thinking, what type of toothbrush does everyone have...I think it says a lot about a man. I'm lazy so have a braun oral B electric one....but I'm so lazy and couldn't be bothered to change the batteries so just use it normal like.
HammerHeadShark		#4	[-]
Posts: 95 (03/07/09 11:43:33) Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	I'm pretty sure we've signed Kelvin Davis so that he'll be eligible for the Masters in a couple of years. Goalkeeper is a traditional achilles heel for the oldies.
The Paulus B		#5	[-]
Posts: 456 (03/07/09 11:48:29) Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	Flash wrote: At least the project hirearchy (sp?) weren't stoopid enough to give him a 3 year deal. Because that would be naive, even if he's only 7.5k a week. Ere, Monk, did you see any of the U21 tournament? Did you see the kid called Berg from Sweden? That boy has a lot going for him and I mean a lot. Feel me? Berg is not bad at all. Everton , Liverpool, Bayern Munchen and a couple of Iti clubs are sniffing around, price of at least 10 million pounds i think. Bit out of our range i'm afraid.
A Man of Constant Sorrow		#6	[-]
Posts: 6670 (03/07/09 11:59:48) Got his Mojo back Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	Davies was brilliant against us for Ipswich on a couple of occasions - saved a penalty by Poisonous Ted I seem to recall. But by Christ is he capable of a howler or two. Solid Championship material. I use a Braun Oral B. My dental hygienist claims I "have the best oral hygiene in the practice". Her kind words are just about the only justification for the £65 I shell out to her and my dentist every six months...
NotAGooner		#7	[-]
Posts: 1304 (03/07/09 12:06:31) Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	Your hygienist is a brilliant salesman too Amocs
On The Ball		#8	[-]
Posts: 4448 (03/07/09 12:13:53) Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	I had a colonic last week.
A Man of Constant Sorrow		#9	[-]
Posts: 6671 (03/07/09 12:16:57) Got his Mojo back Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	How was it? How much did it cost? Would you recommend? The only person I've heard talk about the procedure is Phill Jupitus - and with him nothing came out...
Lake Palmer aka Monk		#10	[-]
Posts: 7142 (03/07/09 12:42:16) out-funnied by Big C Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	I'm interested in this one OTB, What happened ? I just can't imagine they are healthy.
Flash		#11	[-]
Posts: 7524 (03/07/09 13:02:48) Axe Wound Connoisseur Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	I've got an electric one too. Oral B Sonic Complete. About £50-60 if I remember rightly, but it ain't no pikey AA battery one you get free with a packet of Yam Yam's from Budgens. I love Yam Yam's. Anyone else tried them? Piss all over normal doughnuts. Strange things is, I use the electric one in the mornings and a normal toothbrush at night. Now I know my electric one professes to be the future of dental healthcare but I don't trust it to get right in all the nook and crannies at the back of my mouth. I must learn to floss more. Also, my electric toothbrush has been on about 4 clits at last count. Bottom end of course not top. Top end would be just too freaky for me. 10 mill for that Berg kid! Flippin nora. Actually. I think it's worth it, even if I have only seen him in 2 games.
A Man of Constant Sorrow		#12	[-]
Posts: 6672 (03/07/09 13:07:18) Got his Mojo back Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	Flash wrote: 10 mill for that Berg kid! Flippin nora. Actually. I think it's worth it, even if I have only seen him in 2 games. Thank you Glenda Slagg...
Driver		#13	[-]
Posts: 462 (03/07/09 13:07:34) Mobile Phone Spack Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	If I'm thinking of the same thing Flash (Yum Yum's?), the ones from Sainsbury's are ace.
Flash		#14	[-]
Posts: 7525 (03/07/09 13:14:51) Axe Wound Connoisseur Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	Ah is it yum yum's? Yes they're lovely! Who is this slagg of whom u speak?
NotAGooner		#15	[-]
Posts: 1305 (03/07/09 13:17:25) Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	Writes in to Private Eye I think
A Man of Constant Sorrow		#16	[-]
Posts: 6673 (03/07/09 13:27:11) Got his Mojo back Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	Glenda Slagg is indeed a running joke columnist in Private Eye. Inspired by Jean Rook I believe. Regarding the toothbrush, have you not thought of reserving a "special" head for those "special" occasions? I reckon there's definite pros and cons. Con: Finding the appropriate piece of kit would almost certainly affect the spontaneity of the act. Pro: You might lose "Mr Naughty". But given they come in packs of four it would provide a fantastic opportunity for "Rancid Roulette". Think of the fun...
CTatlast		#17	[-]
Posts: 2396 (03/07/09 14:04:56) Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	"Rancid Roulette" puts down tuna sandwich....gets up and walks away from pc...slowly.
BrookingsBellEnd		#18	[-]
Posts: 810 (03/07/09 16:24:58) David Tennant Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	I love this thread. I now know that G has a clean colon, Amocs wants to stick a toothbrush up someones fanny/ring*, yum yums are better than donuts and we've signed a replacement for Jimmy Walker. My day is complete.
One McAvennie		#19	[-]
Posts: 1740 (03/07/09 16:55:17) Cunt-Spack Trophy Holder Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	I know ... and people say this site has died ...
Amsterdam Arnie	Marcus Berg	#20	[-]
Posts: 1119 (05/07/09 11:04:03) Can't Handle Hills or Showers Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	Flash / Monk signed by Groningen a year ago - yet another scandinavian, their scouting network there really is exceptional - and he had a decent season for them. Both AZ and Ajax are interested (it si even claimed he has agreed personal terms with both) but Ajax are not prepared to pay the 10m euros. Apparently, if he were to stay in Clogland he would prefer Champions League football and hence AZ over Ajax. I would have been horrendously ridiculed had I made that statement a few years ago.... Anyhow, can he survive in the Premiership? Put it this way Alonso looked a 50% better bet before his move to Boro. I just can't see many (if any) players making the grade from clogland to england. Our top division is (at best) top six Championship, but we also play a much less physical game.

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