7/2, that's the William Hill odds on you know who, to do you know what, against his favourite team and favourite defender returning from injury, you know who that is too.
Everytime I go to this fixture I think if I bet on him to score I might him jinx him, but nope.
I know it might sound defeatist, but would it help if the ref blows the whistle and from kick off we just give the ball to him to get it over and done with so we can get on with the rest of the game?
We are safe, get the party balloons, ice cream and jelly out.
1-1 would be nice, even nicer if you know who didn't score for a change, I think Snodgrass may break his duck for us.
As you can see I not even mentioning his name, after all he is the Boogieman and he scares me.