Carlos, you have been evicted. Please leave the West Ham United House.

In the Screws, so probably bollocks, but if not, looks like Eggy's not one for fucking around. "You want to go to Manc land Carlos? Fuck off then, but don't expect me to subsidise your gaff".

I wonder if they've put his gear in Big Yellow Storage at Gallows Corner?

Ooh, ton up. Only taken 4 years. Don't think I did this many posts on 2 Bob or Mangler combined.