Nothing to do with me Miami. I rely entirely on my vast array of magnificent club contacts....

SWP when Chelsea get Malouda (fingers crossed).

Shorey as soon as Joe returns at the weekend to give him the nod (having woefully let us down over Tevez).

Appiah or one of the other many foreign midfielders we've tapped up at some time before August 31st.

And Defoe in January when he gives up trying to force his way into the Totts side.

Sorted...