Annoying thing was, I had an upset stomach when we were in there. I went to go for a shit but had to wait as the bog was in use. A bloke came out and looked pretty sheepish, so I held my breath and went in - to find that he'd shit his pants and managed to get it everywhere, all over the bog (pants placed on TOP of the bin). I came straight back out, just as the prettiest one came along to clean the toilet. I didn't even bother proclaiming my innocence.