Fraz... I very much doubt i'll actually be going to Oz anytime soon. Its a bit like when I was going to go to see Mountain Gorilla in Rwanda, cage dive in Shark Alley South Africa and then Zorbing down the red mount in Kings Lynn's biggest park.

Pipe dreams...but I like to imagine I'm going to get off fat hairy arse and do these things so like to be prepared.

I imagine my Oz adventure to be like a Jack Johnson music video. Beaches, sunsets, wallabies dancing on hot plates, panning for gold and plenty of high cut bikinis.