I've set up a girls account, used some ex's pictures, joined a few lesbian boards on FaceBook, told them I'm still with my bloke, but have never had an orgasm in my life, haven't had sex in years, got this very sexy lesbian couple that want to show me the world, but as i'm so shy and new to it all, first I'm getting them to show me how to "Touch myself" as I've never done it before on msn cam, basically, they're going to go at it on cam for me next week.

You'd think I had something better to do at work, but it turns out I don't.