Jesus Christ. We're not an oil rich country and Eye-Ran have refused to send us any more and there's South Africa sploshing it about willy nilly burning people. Disgraceful.

Ahhh Frank Warren. Now there's a thoroughly repugnant man.

Who's the slimiest reptile out of the following: Don King, Max Clifford, Kia Jorabchian, Frank Warren, Nicolas Sarkozy, Idi Amin or Teddy Sherringham?