Every reply I gave, as a son would in general conversation with his old man, was met with the same broken English response of someone from Nigeria who didn't understand that perhaps their own son would recognise the difference, and couldn't understand why after I pointed out I'd only just spoken to him on the phone what relevance it had on his [My Nigerian pappy] current stolen wallet whilst stuck 1,000's miles away from where he took the call in some Scottish hotel, I tried to do that old loaves and fishes thing but lost interest as my tea was nearly ready.

Anyway Flash, stay away, these scams are as old and worn as Karen Brady's pissflaps, when you send 8 grand in GBP they'll forward 8,000 pound in poo/salt/mud whatever.
My mate had this happen to him in school when he ate a worm for a bet, one guy gave him a bag of shit and said "you didn't say 5 pounds of what though!"
This is all true, apart the entirety of it.

Flash
Jap or Chinky wife?
I likes the oriental [Thai/Jap] girl, full feminine figure, know their way around a kitchen, lightweight for flinging about the boudoir and fannies tighter than the buds of a UK Cheese in late flower.

Trust me, from a catalogue is the only way to find true love, just make sure you give them your credit card details in full.

Ask Lake [Too many medicine] Palmer