Barking Park Modern wrote:
It might seem strange to some but for a bird to be stunning for me she has to pass what I call, somewhat obviously, 'the shaved head test'

...would she still be stunning with a Gail Porter? In Kylie's case...not a chance. Rodent
I wish there were more like you as that would leave more Kylie Minges for the rest of us to put our bits into.

Dependent on where she is in her treatment it's very unlikely that you'll end up banging a bald Kylie which makes the criteria a bit redundant.

She's not that stunning as it is - but that's not the point.  The point is you'd bang it and appreciate it for the good time it was.