You make me so smiley.

So Barking what you're saying is for a woman to really get your gears grinding, you'd prefer birds to have shaven heads...perhaps with big butch muscled arms...anchor tattoo on one...I "Heart" mum on the other...do you want big fat hairy bollocks on it an' all?

I like Kylie Minogue, I would sincerely love to fuck her, no matter how much she'd protest.
Obviously I'd prefer the two tits rather than the one.
Personally I prefer the one's without bollocks.