I was being silly of course.
I used to have a thing for Sinead O'Conner (never told many people though, hope you can keep this a secret)when she first hit the scene, now she looks like any mampy town centre drunk

NaG
This is the only article I can find online left, looks like Pardew's media tentacles are still far reaching from all the way oop north where there is no electricity or oxygen or even Betamax videos.