Barking Park Modern wrote:
LSD T wrote:
You make me so smiley.

So Barking what you're saying is for a woman to really get your gears grinding, you'd prefer birds to have shaven heads...perhaps with big butch muscled arms...anchor tattoo on one...I "Heart" mum on the other...do you want big fat hairy bollocks on it an' all?

No, no, no and again no....you (and others) have misunderstood me. Deliberately so, I reckon

Of course I would fuck her - and others some divisions below if I'm brutally honest.

It wasn't an oblique reference to any treatment she may have had/be having....nor any desire to see her thus. I was simply admitting that when I am unsure I have a kind of internal barometer to gauge beauty - or otherwise. I imagine what they would look like with no hair. She wouldn't look that fucking great. OK?

Objective assessment of attractiveness 7/10.

Actual attractiveness / fuckability 10/10 (maybe 10.5).

End of.