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Feb 23 12 2:57 PM
Dan L wrote: Joey Deacon wrote: Dan L wrote: I had no sleep (and I don't mean 'no sleep' like when you wake up in the morning and your Mrs says she's had 'no sleep' despite you knowing she's definitely had at least 4 hours - I mean NO Sleep) last night sat in a sterile room on plastic chairs with only the occasional retired pigeon racing champion to keep me company. I arrived in the room at 10.30pm and left it at 7.45am to pop home as my youngest needed some Calpol to get rid of the little temperature she was running. My nephew duly arrived at 8.05am almost as I walked back in house meaning I missed it and rendered the night spent in said clinical room somewhat redundant. It's good to know that while West Ham are temporarily distracting us by changing the cross bars, the others areas of life can make up for it with stinging but ultimately meaningless little disappointments. Still all parties are doing well and there is a boy to continue the blood line after the presence of four girls were beginning to threaten.So yes Flash, I think I'll take that day off.You waited in a hospital for a baby that isn't your own? GAY. Proper fucking GAY. He was there for mine so I wanted to be there for his. I had planned to swan up there, stick a West Ham baby grow on him and be between the sheets for midnight. It didn't quite work out like that and then I got all competitive with him. And lost. Nurses eat an amazing amount of chocolate from vending machines during the night. Given the extortionate mark up on a twix they'd save themselves a tenner a night by bringing in a bag of the stuff every shift. Some proper fat arses rocking the maternity ward of broomfield hospital. It got me thinking. Wonder if this means he can come to West Ham on Saturday after all. (and the weight was a little admin error - 8lbs 12. Still going to notice the difference I'd imagine.)
Joey Deacon wrote: Dan L wrote: I had no sleep (and I don't mean 'no sleep' like when you wake up in the morning and your Mrs says she's had 'no sleep' despite you knowing she's definitely had at least 4 hours - I mean NO Sleep) last night sat in a sterile room on plastic chairs with only the occasional retired pigeon racing champion to keep me company. I arrived in the room at 10.30pm and left it at 7.45am to pop home as my youngest needed some Calpol to get rid of the little temperature she was running. My nephew duly arrived at 8.05am almost as I walked back in house meaning I missed it and rendered the night spent in said clinical room somewhat redundant. It's good to know that while West Ham are temporarily distracting us by changing the cross bars, the others areas of life can make up for it with stinging but ultimately meaningless little disappointments. Still all parties are doing well and there is a boy to continue the blood line after the presence of four girls were beginning to threaten.So yes Flash, I think I'll take that day off.You waited in a hospital for a baby that isn't your own? GAY. Proper fucking GAY.
Dan L wrote: I had no sleep (and I don't mean 'no sleep' like when you wake up in the morning and your Mrs says she's had 'no sleep' despite you knowing she's definitely had at least 4 hours - I mean NO Sleep) last night sat in a sterile room on plastic chairs with only the occasional retired pigeon racing champion to keep me company. I arrived in the room at 10.30pm and left it at 7.45am to pop home as my youngest needed some Calpol to get rid of the little temperature she was running. My nephew duly arrived at 8.05am almost as I walked back in house meaning I missed it and rendered the night spent in said clinical room somewhat redundant. It's good to know that while West Ham are temporarily distracting us by changing the cross bars, the others areas of life can make up for it with stinging but ultimately meaningless little disappointments. Still all parties are doing well and there is a boy to continue the blood line after the presence of four girls were beginning to threaten.So yes Flash, I think I'll take that day off.
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