HertsHammer wrote:
PP, there's quantum strength multi terabit encryption guarding my credentials, no-one's cracking open my back doors, even if they secretly want to, despite public utterances to the opposite.



Thank God you're here Hert's I'm getting a little worried about some recently exposed back door vulnerabilities on this forum.

The gay seems to be spreading like wildfire round here, I’ve even got that miserable old git asking me the strangest of questions. It's like some sort of B Movie Gay Zombie Apocalypse , I reckon it all started with that Asian flu going around Chrimbo, seemed like a normal cold it goes away and comes straight back, only now it's mutated. 

Perhaps more caution when choosing that gown for this weekend's party, don’t want to give out any mixed signals, seems the gays are rampant and wont take no for an answer.
*Puts arseless leather chaps back in wardrobe*

Perhaps I’ll just wear these Kevlar and lead lined jeans to the party instead





They all seem so nice and pleasant, even rational on all them TV sitcoms you get these days, you almost forget in reality they are all a potential threat to any backdoor vulnerability of ours, we must be ever vigilant.