The idea that because a bloke gets paid £150k a week to
play football, he should always score a penalty, or always
hit the target or never let the ball run under his feet - always
makes me laugh.

Just like that notion that the GK was "sent the wrong way" by
a penalty taker.

It's what a girl (no offence Chesty) or know-nothing Journo. would say, for sure.