Charlotte - I have completed your survey.

I should like to point out, however, there is nowhere for me to record my view that the benefits that a previously unknown, two-bob, pikey, spiv bookie gains from its association with this great football club far out-weigh the measley few quid West Ham get in return.

All the best and don't worry about AMOCS. He is very, very old and dribbles his Heinz Strained Apples (for Baby) down his chin whenever he meets a young girl. It's the only thing he can eat now, without filling up his colostomy-bag too quickly, so he's a bit obsessed. I blame the flouride in the water.