OK OK OK, hands up. Who gave Fred a pair?

Rob, I think you're missing the main points mate. I know Rangers are a big club.

But they play in a truly, truly awful league that no one wants to watch apart from the sweaties. The next PL rights are going to be astronomical. Why do you think the likes of Apple & Al Jazerra are contemplating bidding? Don't quote me on this, but I think Rangers receive something like 3.5 million a year. The bottom PL club gets something like 30+ million and the amount of times we'll be on the box this year won't be far off what Rangers get.

Their average crowd attendance is way down this year and their ticket prices are low compared to us because there's fuck all money up there. They're in Glasgow and we're in London within spitting distance of the second largest financial trading hub in the world.

We're more than likely about to get a state of the art Olympic Stadium where all sorts of events can be held for next to nothing. They're staying put and have the odd boxing bout. Even Whitney's cancelled. Trouble with Bobby again I hear. Will she ever learn.

To sum up, you're comparing cocks with cunts and talking poppycock.

But, if there Dave's hadn't come in we'd have been in Pompey's shoes, for sure. That's a fact according to some.