If he had the rest of those attributes, he wouldn't be at West Ham where we are at the moment. I'm just grateful for what he has got.

James is odd. Very odd. Even so, I'd have expected a bit of "he's quick and he knows where the goal is" kind of platitudes. Instead, he just talked about not being able to agree about money.

But that waistcoat. And the fact he looked at Gaby with a bit of a rapey look in his eyes. Odd.