Completely the opposite, Joey. I'm a Sport Billy. Academically, I was sorely lacking (apart from writing stories in English) but give me a stick, bat, ball etc etc and I flourish. I glow like the ReadyBrek Man, you get me?

The only thing I ever tried that I was totally shit at was swimming. But there's not real skill involved in that either.

So Dan, Wiggins has actually taken PED's? Is that a known fact on the Tour? I see Armstrong's chickens are coming home to roost.