I thought about it Toots - if I'd have thought anyone was really interested I would have done but I think it's just a bored Flash on a piss take, which is fair enough.

It's not a known fact Flash otherwise he'd be off the Tour but there are smoking guns all over the shop.

Swimming is all about skill. You virtually need a physics a-level to learn how to swim properly. I'm slightly less than average at virtually all sports I try/tried but I would call myself a good swimmer.