Thats brilliant Joe, fucking awful, yet brilliant!

Similar to the siren story was the feeder bar to another nightclub in Kingston (cant remember the name of it now!?) where the condom machine in the ladies toilet was linked to a light and police siren. The unsuspecting bird buys a condom and light and siren go off, loud as you like! everyone turns round as she walks out with the whole bar clapping. Superb.

Also, another time in the same bar, they had screens showing you how good the club was in order to entice you in - proper cameramen and so forth. Anyway way they had a ladies night (no men till ten type affair), male strippers dressed as firemen and all that jazz. Well when they did the old strip and cover with a towel trick ( which ends up with a bird from the crowd behind the towel) the bird from the crowd got carried away and starting going at it like she had not eaten for about a week. Only issue was the cameraman was filming live from the other side and she was bang to rights across about 30 screens around club and bar, as well as a giant projector.