The Piquionne goal day. In the box above my seat in Chav Corner that day were Noel Gallagher, Jonathan Ross, Carl Barat, David Baddiel and David Walliams all accompanying Russell Brand on his stag do. I'm not sure if that or this is some kind of metaphor but it's all I remember about that day.

As you were.

Actually, one further point of interest - the dad of one of my son's school chums was among the security detail for said celebrity celebration.

Now you really can go back about your business.