Now this is much better. The title is correct.

Prediction? A billion - 1. Our one scored first. Nearly went 2 nil up but Carroll was incorrectly judged to have handled the ball with his head whilst in a completely onside position. 81st minute and a billion penalties were awarded for a wide array of infringements. The first of which was the match being played on a Tuesday.

I'm not even going to bother to find a feed for it.