What the hell have you become, Monk?

And don't think I haven't been taking note of your snide digs at Amalfitano either, buckaroo.

I've come to the idea that Valencia is a rhythm player. All this start/stop 20-minutes here & there is fucking up his flow. He needs love, a manager's full backing, matchtime, deep tissue massages & maybe a little ear-piece piping lambada beats into his powerful peanut-like head as he pulses & probes his way around the pitch like a border collie through an obstacle course.