Sam was shit last night BUT Martinez, fuck me, I hate him. I think he actually believes he invented football. He edges above Rodgers in the David Brent ,narcissistic , patronising, cliche, egocentric league table.

I can ,without hesitation, tell you he would be a nightmare of a dad.

I also hate the way Commentators keep finding excuses for the shitness of his team by saying 'he will never have a go at player for trying to play football' as John Stones slides an easy pass straight out of play.

Another dodgy night for your boy Morgan Biggie. Starting to see the light?