I reckon Valencia came off at 1-0 up as Carroll is carrying a slight injury, Sam wanted him fit for Saturday just in case and he gambled on us defending the 1-0 lead. He knows how shit we are with Carlton on his own.

Nolan can only cope as a midfielder-cum-forward in a midfield five, he is naturally unfit. When he retires he'll become a fat bloke, guaranteed.

I really like Collins, however limited his footballing ability is, he is always well up for the fight.