For ALL the reasons already mentioned here, I genuinely couldn't bear to watch BT Sport again, so I will definitely be attending on Tuesday.

But just to endorse a couple of comments above, just what the merry fuck was the director's absolute obsession with Martinez all about? When he wasn't full screen looking like an angry waiter, he'd be in a window bottom left gesticulating and pointing while the play was going on? And what the fuck is that window shit all about anyway? I can (just about, and I mean JUST about) handle it when Sky used to use it to show a goal from another important or significant game - but only then during a break in play - but last night was infuriating. Is BT Sport always like that?

And, David James....complete penniless twat.

By the way I don't think Valencia was subbed to save him for the weekend, I think it was penance for what was, in fairness, an absolutely shocking miss. I reckon Sam thought he'd show him...and then realised he'd cut his considerable nose off to spite his even more considerable face