Of course they never wore it at home, C, Jesus H Corbett. They're Real Ma-fucking-drid. Although I did read something recently about Barcelona changing their home kit from stripes to hoops. Or did I extend my #kitnonsense to my sleeping hours too?

Anyway. I should be excited by tonight but it's a Tuesday, it's everton, Dan M got beaten to thread and we're not wearing our home kit at home. But I still paid my score and will be there. And that's what Brady and her kind know. We'll bitch and we'll moan but still we come. *War of the Worlds music* Leave it, Monk....