I’ve just had a bet with Hamza in the office that Anthony Joshua will beat Martin in Saturday’s heavyweight clash. Hamza wanted the bet to involve muffins, but I’m trying to keep on top of my cholesterol, so fortunately I re-negotiated the stakes to £10 to charity.

My confidence is purely based on the fact that I know who Joshua is and have never heard of the other geezer. Can anyone on here who knows their boxing tell me if it will be Hamza or I who is donating to the British Heart Foundation on Monday morning?