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This can't be right, we ain't going to be signing no funny named Africans?

Whats Monk going to do for entertainment now, eh? He used to have hours of fun searching the net for these "can do a job for us,he's a great talent" players only to find there were 5 or 6 of them with the same name, he could then tell Ms B that he was looking at pictures of African villages with saggy titted old ladies in the name of research, now he will have to come up with another excuse.....

"Clacketty Clack don't talk back" will have lost his motivation to bore us.......sorry, tell us, of all things South American as he probably knows as much about Italian footballers as he does about Argentinian Punch & Judy shows......

Flash will no doubt return to tales of titting up, sticky fingers, and mail order marital aids (batteries not included) due to the feeling of uselessness on a Saturday afternoon....

Skerrit will probably start snorting vim, and dribbling in a desperate attempt to return to the good old days, and will tell anybody that will listen that he used to be able to turn up at places, pretend to be somebody else, get pissed, have a go on some bints tits and leave before she woke up.....

And it will all be Zola's fault for signing decent players......

(insert Billy bait here)
I bet we all envy those spurs fans eh ? the expectation of another roller coaster ride on the tidal wave of the baggy faced ones ego and wallet, the peaks and troughs of "A potenial top four side" (Copywrite Mr S Custis) one week to a pub side on Hackney marshes the next.

Of course all of the above being true is about as likely as AMoCS taking a 100 belfast based Romanians on a tour of rural market towns in the East of England and telling them that they would be made welcome if the deciced to relocate......

Boredom is a terrible thing you know......................

Thats not to be held against him though, Wise could start trouble in a room on his own.....