Ribs - amongst the hullaballoo of Jackson croaking I tried to explain to my son just how big a star Farrah was. I told him that she was a bigger star than
Angelina Jolie and he said "I know she was big news Dad, but there's no need to Fawcet"
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Posts: 653 (26/06/09 09:23:22) Can't Recognise A Footballer |
Chin Chimmery wrote:would you leave your kids with him? either he sexually abused them or their parents abused them by exposing them to the madness of jackson, and the madness of his world. |
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Dan M the Second |
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Posts: 4340 (26/06/09 09:30:40) Solo Artist |
Chin - exactly... on all points.
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A Man of Constant Sorrow |
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Posts: 6556 (26/06/09 09:38:33) Got his
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Bit of a Karmic thing this - after posting about Swells yesterday, the expected piss-takes came along but I didn't react as I knew that some time or other
the boot would be on the other foot.
And oh my, how soon that was. I guess what I'm saying is Dan, stop being a precious prick - especially over the death of however you like to put it a grotesque and disturbing distortion of a personality - and go and be pious somewhere else... |
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Otis Witless |
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Posts: 4847 (26/06/09 10:00:06) |
Funny thing is I thought his early work was quite vibrant and energetic, without really being truly original and he seemed to rely on others around him to
ensure his output was up-to-date. He soon descended into cliches and self-caricatures - trying in vain to be "suprising" or "shocking".
Perhaps the same could be said of Jackson. |
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Posts: 4341 (26/06/09 10:02:07) Solo Artist |
Amocs read what I have posted (on just three posts). Nothing pious, nothing precious, nothing prickish. Just saying that I'm not joining in the jokes about
Michael jackson dying and I don't personally believe he was a kiddie fiddler. Seems a fair point of view. Don't know why you're bothering to pick
me up on anything really - let alone call me a nasty name - especially as I'm not one of the people who took the piss out of your friend's passing.
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Posts: 1730 (26/06/09 10:19:49) Cunt-Spack
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Dan M the Second wrote: You could have just told him to beat it .... |
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Posts: 4342 (26/06/09 10:22:28) Solo Artist |
That'd be bad.
Oh for fuck's sake. You guys. I twisted my ankle falling off the pedestal and everything. |
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Posts: 4848 (26/06/09 10:39:04) |
Ouch. Can You Feel it ?
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I twisted my ankle last week Dan - you are not alone ....
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Brigadier Gerard wrote: ALL OVER THE FUCKING MEDIA. THAT'S WHERE. THE ATTENTION-SEEKING, SPOON BENDING CUNT. |
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Posts: 1732 (26/06/09 10:55:11) Cunt-Spack
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SurfaceAgentX2Zero wrote: Very Skerrit-esque ... where's he when you need him ? |
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Posts: 5618 (26/06/09 10:56:50)
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One McAvennie wrote: Apparently he paid them off because he was just getting really upset about the whole thing. No. Really. Oprah seemed to believe him, anyway. |
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Posts: 817 (26/06/09 11:01:36) |
In her pomp Farrah used to give me a warm feeling.
Michael just used to make me feel uncomfortable |
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Man who made a couple of good records 25 years ago, then repeatedly made the same record and dance the same way for the next 25 years dies, then end.
Why the out pouring, John Lennon he ain't. He not even an Elvis. |
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Ahh, but Joey. You are forgetting the genius that is the placing of the gloved hand on the crotch area and going 'yo' in a high pitched voice. A true
giant of the enetertainment biz.
Personally, I think he was a cunt. No wonder his old man liked to beat the shit out of him. |
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Posts: 1296 (26/06/09 11:11:43) |
*Moonwalks out of thread*
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Posts: 385 (26/06/09 11:24:04) |
I'm with Chopper - He's not dead, but I think he had this planned for a long time, set up the concerts as a cover, then exited, stage left even.
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Posts: 7112 (26/06/09 11:24:23) out-funnied by Big C
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Brown bread ? surely he is more one of those Kings Mill 50/50 loaves.
Anyway you lot are such suckers... There is no way he is dead...its all part of the tour hype.. just imagine it... 'they' reckon the concert has to go ahead in his honour, people attend duped into thinking that everyone from Timberlake to The 4 tops will be performing... the lights drop ...a single spotlight hits the middle of the stage, illuminating a simple wooden casket... 15 mins of tears flow in the audience and then slowly before our eyes he is ressurected... and leaps straight out of that casket and into an upbeat rendition of I Want You Back with his brothers. As far as I know It would be the first ever live resurrection at the O2. What a show, long live the King of Pop. |
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Posts: 4849 (26/06/09 11:26:01) |
Don't be stoopid, Monk. The Four Tops will never reform.
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