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Posts: 1436 (14/07/09 12:13:45) Who's the daddy? |
Any truth in these rumors that the wog-socket has tested positive for HIV??
Will be quite a few footballers including a couple of ex Hammers shitting themselves if so. |
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Lake Palmer aka Monk |
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Posts: 7176 (14/07/09 12:22:15) out-funnied by Big C
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And is Lady Gaga a hermaphrodite ?
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Posts: 6797 (14/07/09 12:30:07) Got his
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Don't know about that.
But I was reading about this conductor chappie (no Dag - music not buses) who just went to Switzerland to top himself and his missus. Anyway, it turns out he has two children "Caractacus" and "Boudicca". Now I know we would all chortle at Tyler and Keira, never mind Jamal and Ashanti - but fucking hell the upper middle classes take some beating when it comes to this sort of cruelty... |
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Posts: 1133 (14/07/09 12:40:07) Webcam Voyeur |
She doesn't have alot of luck that girl, didn't she get the shit kicked out of her in a club a few months back?
On the subject of bad names a colleague of mine has just had his first son.............Aubrey. |
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Posts: 6798 (14/07/09 12:44:56) Got his
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I used to play rugby with an Aubrey. Lovely bloke, 6ft 5ish and I'd guess at 18st. Strangely, nobody took the piss out of his name.
Oh, and by the way, I'm just waiting for somebody on here to tell me they've called their baby Tyler, thereby thoroughly embarrassing me. The short odds are on Biggie... |
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Posts: 1526 (14/07/09 12:45:00) |
Talking of music conductors, what do they actually do, do any of the musicians take any notice, and, if they waved their arms about in a slightly different
way, would the music sound any different?
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Posts: 6799 (14/07/09 12:47:52) Got his
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I'm told that while the violins in particular get very precious about the whole thing (highly strung, you see ha ha) the wind section don't give a fuck
and just play what they feel is right...
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Posts: 1326 (14/07/09 13:06:55) |
The serious answer is yes, if you get the chance look at Eiji Oue perform, the bloke is an absolute master in bringing out the emotion of a piece
I have taken the liberty of including a link of a very popular part of Holst's Planets, go to 3.05 in the transition pure class Jupiter
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Posts: 6800 (14/07/09 13:10:24) Got his
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Well I don't reckon this Holst fella was all he was cracked up to be - he's only gone and nicked the overture from Thunderbirds as well as the theme
tune to the rugby World Cup...
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Posts: 1437 (14/07/09 13:10:36) Who's the daddy? |
He's now 3 days old and we've still yet to agree on a name for my son.
We'll go with something traditional, the Mrs likes William which I'm coming round to, the link to Bonzo (my favorite player growing up) is helping. The only other names still in the frame are Joshua and possibly Marcus (for different reasons altogether). Picking a boys name is much harder than a girls for sure. |
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Posts: 6801 (14/07/09 13:14:45) Got his
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William is good and especially with the Bonzo link (my all-time Hammer), but I'd question Joshua. A bit too Hebrew don't you think?
However, I think Spartacus (Sparkie for short) would be THE choice... |
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Posts: 5750 (14/07/09 13:16:38)
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Picking a boy's name is not even slightly tricky.
Kings of England or Scotland or saints. Girls are also very easy; Queens of England or Scotland, saints,or flowers. |
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Spunky Backpack |
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Posts: 222 (14/07/09 13:17:14) Shit At Everything |
Good names for a son: Upton
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Lake Palmer aka Monk |
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Posts: 7177 (14/07/09 13:17:45) out-funnied by Big C
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Not sure about Holtz's planets but I like Mars Planets.
Also the best bit for me about eating a packet of crisps is when you crunch the last few up, straighten the packet, head back and tip the crumbs into your mouth. Thats livin'. |
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Posts: 6802 (14/07/09 13:18:50) Got his
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I'm guessing Surfy, your kids if a boy and a girl are named Ethelred and Fleabane?
I'm right aren't I... |
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Posts: 5751 (14/07/09 13:21:42)
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Something I fnd very irritating is when people buy a packet of crisps in a pub then open the packet at the top and side, thus leaving the crisps displayed flat
on the table or, worse, bar.
I don't want to see your fucking crisps, you cunt. particularly if they are salt and vinegar. This kind of behaviour is acceptable at home, but in public makes me want to stick a chisel in their ears and give it a smart wallop with a mallet. |
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Posts: 5752 (14/07/09 13:24:43)
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A Man of Constant Sorrow wrote:Aethelred and Mesembryanthemum, actually. Peasant. |
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Posts: 7318 (14/07/09 13:25:37) My toilet, my rules |
I heartily approve of William, that was my brothers name
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Posts: 6803 (14/07/09 13:27:35) Got his
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Something I fnd very irritating is when people buy a packet of crisps in a pub then open the packet at the top and side, thus leaving the crisps displayed flat on the table or, worse, bar. Well I'm sorry my friend but that's exactly what I do! And I'm also sorry you can't appreciate my sharing food with friends to be a kind and generous act. A modern equivalent to breaking bread, if you will. I'm particularly fond of this method of distribution as it means nobody gets oil on the backs of their hands - plus when finished I get to fold the packet up into a neat triangle - a curiously satisfying act of mastery... |
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Big House |
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Posts: 3380 (14/07/09 13:28:02)
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I like to think I've assimilated fairly well here but I'll never come round to this love affair with crisps. They're tolerable on a good day and
fucking disgusting on every other, and that's leaving aside the issue of cunts who insist on chomping the fuckers daily in a crowded workplace.
Crisps out. Forever. |
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Posts: 1438 (14/07/09 13:28:42) Who's the daddy? |
A Man of Constant Sorrow wrote: Fucking nail on head Moxy! The ONLY thing stopping me going with Joshua is that it's a little too Hebrew. I like the name and how it sounds but that's it. |
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