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Olblueeyes1960 wrote:You can't have it both ways Flash, you've been jumping down people's throat at any given opportunity over the last few months (maybe longer, I don't pay that close an attention) and then tell Dan to lighten up when he pulls you up on something. Fuck me this forum is getting mighty personal recently.
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mardyone wrote:Back to and including the 93/94 season, 90 points would guarantee automatic promotion, apart from 1997/98 (91 points).Runners up have been promoted with totals as low as79 points in that timespan.
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Joey Deacon wrote:Few people need to lighten up here, everyone seems to be turning into right miserable old gits.
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SurfaceAgentX2Zero wrote: Joey Deacon wrote: Few people need to lighten up here, everyone seems to be turning into right miserable old gits.Thing is mate, we all enjoyed ripping the piss out of new posters. So much so that few now dare raise their heads above the parapet. So now we have turned on each other and its like the Lord of the fucking Flies on here.
Joey Deacon wrote: Few people need to lighten up here, everyone seems to be turning into right miserable old gits.
Feb 23 12 2:33 PM
Dan L wrote: I had no sleep (and I don't mean 'no sleep' like when you wake up in the morning and your Mrs says she's had 'no sleep' despite you knowing she's definitely had at least 4 hours - I mean NO Sleep) last night sat in a sterile room on plastic chairs with only the occasional retired pigeon racing champion to keep me company. I arrived in the room at 10.30pm and left it at 7.45am to pop home as my youngest needed some Calpol to get rid of the little temperature she was running. My nephew duly arrived at 8.05am almost as I walked back in house meaning I missed it and rendered the night spent in said clinical room somewhat redundant. It's good to know that while West Ham are temporarily distracting us by changing the cross bars, the others areas of life can make up for it with stinging but ultimately meaningless little disappointments. Still all parties are doing well and there is a boy to continue the blood line after the presence of four girls were beginning to threaten.So yes Flash, I think I'll take that day off.
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"Ain't worth a wank", for sure...
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Joey Deacon wrote:Dan L wrote: I had no sleep (and I don't mean 'no sleep' like when you wake up in the morning and your Mrs says she's had 'no sleep' despite you knowing she's definitely had at least 4 hours - I mean NO Sleep) last night sat in a sterile room on plastic chairs with only the occasional retired pigeon racing champion to keep me company. I arrived in the room at 10.30pm and left it at 7.45am to pop home as my youngest needed some Calpol to get rid of the little temperature she was running. My nephew duly arrived at 8.05am almost as I walked back in house meaning I missed it and rendered the night spent in said clinical room somewhat redundant. It's good to know that while West Ham are temporarily distracting us by changing the cross bars, the others areas of life can make up for it with stinging but ultimately meaningless little disappointments. Still all parties are doing well and there is a boy to continue the blood line after the presence of four girls were beginning to threaten.So yes Flash, I think I'll take that day off.You waited in a hospital for a baby that isn't your own? GAY. Proper fucking GAY.
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Dan L wrote: Joey Deacon wrote: Dan L wrote: I had no sleep (and I don't mean 'no sleep' like when you wake up in the morning and your Mrs says she's had 'no sleep' despite you knowing she's definitely had at least 4 hours - I mean NO Sleep) last night sat in a sterile room on plastic chairs with only the occasional retired pigeon racing champion to keep me company. I arrived in the room at 10.30pm and left it at 7.45am to pop home as my youngest needed some Calpol to get rid of the little temperature she was running. My nephew duly arrived at 8.05am almost as I walked back in house meaning I missed it and rendered the night spent in said clinical room somewhat redundant. It's good to know that while West Ham are temporarily distracting us by changing the cross bars, the others areas of life can make up for it with stinging but ultimately meaningless little disappointments. Still all parties are doing well and there is a boy to continue the blood line after the presence of four girls were beginning to threaten.So yes Flash, I think I'll take that day off.You waited in a hospital for a baby that isn't your own? GAY. Proper fucking GAY. He was there for mine so I wanted to be there for his. I had planned to swan up there, stick a West Ham baby grow on him and be between the sheets for midnight. It didn't quite work out like that and then I got all competitive with him. And lost. Nurses eat an amazing amount of chocolate from vending machines during the night. Given the extortionate mark up on a twix they'd save themselves a tenner a night by bringing in a bag of the stuff every shift. Some proper fat arses rocking the maternity ward of broomfield hospital. It got me thinking. Wonder if this means he can come to West Ham on Saturday after all. (and the weight was a little admin error - 8lbs 12. Still going to notice the difference I'd imagine.)
Joey Deacon wrote: Dan L wrote: I had no sleep (and I don't mean 'no sleep' like when you wake up in the morning and your Mrs says she's had 'no sleep' despite you knowing she's definitely had at least 4 hours - I mean NO Sleep) last night sat in a sterile room on plastic chairs with only the occasional retired pigeon racing champion to keep me company. I arrived in the room at 10.30pm and left it at 7.45am to pop home as my youngest needed some Calpol to get rid of the little temperature she was running. My nephew duly arrived at 8.05am almost as I walked back in house meaning I missed it and rendered the night spent in said clinical room somewhat redundant. It's good to know that while West Ham are temporarily distracting us by changing the cross bars, the others areas of life can make up for it with stinging but ultimately meaningless little disappointments. Still all parties are doing well and there is a boy to continue the blood line after the presence of four girls were beginning to threaten.So yes Flash, I think I'll take that day off.You waited in a hospital for a baby that isn't your own? GAY. Proper fucking GAY.
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