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Feb 21 12 2:45 PM
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Feb 21 12 2:51 PM
Some Geezer Out in the Ether
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Feb 21 12 3:25 PM
LSD T wrote: Still laugh whenever I consider the famous tubgirl pic how her Foo Foo was pixelated yet leaving the streaming arc of shit and piss into her own mouth as suitable for family viewing. Couldn't ignore this, while looking for the picture I found what appears to be, a tattoo of the tubgirl pic made in honour for posterity. Goes without saying it's not safe for work, in spite of the offending hole being all 'like squares on it and ting dem'. Fucking on acid is as strange as strange can be aside from all the living breathing fanny hairs moving like Medusa and the the other usual Lysergic ("I've forgotten how to breath" etc) lark, I was in a park once with my mate on the other side (good 30-40 metres away-no batty) while we were with our designated slags for the night. We'd just left the school disco, Luther Vandross final number enabling us to grab the last dregs, my mate had an axe (if you knew him, you'd understand) on him and was banging away on the side of the slide whilst he was errr banging away, to the tune of Hendrix's manic depression, me in full flight trip mid-stroke called out across the park in fits of laughter and told him that I recognised that tune, it ended up a casual [Read: fevered LSD infused non-stop cascade of gibbering] discussion between us tripping away whilst causing the two ladies to have one or two doubts whether we may be keepers. I'll never forget it, how could I, he lost my favourite portable bong that night. Upon the dirge splurge, that seemed to take 3 eternities, no less, I saw a rainbow arc from my cock end bringing about the shift in the universe to reveal our universal step up in dimensional awareness, however next morning it appeared to me that I must've failed to carry over the 4 cos the world appeared to be same shit as usual, only evidence that remained was that I had stinky fingers and one less bird in the world that would ever talk to me let alone fuck her again.
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Feb 21 12 3:41 PM
Freaky & Geeky
Feb 21 12 3:42 PM
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Feb 21 12 4:06 PM
"Ain't worth a wank", for sure...
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Feb 21 12 6:12 PM
Axe Wound Connoisseur
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Feb 21 12 6:21 PM
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Feb 21 12 7:17 PM
Lake Palmer aka Monk wrote:And worse than that your knob goes all pixelated. There I was banging The lead singer of a Yoko Ono tribute act and I look down and its all gone blurry and squared. I thought it was my contact lense had fallen out but no I caught pixelated cock from that gook. I tell ya you get told about AIDs and syphillis and herpes but no one I say no one, not even Dr Pixie, warns you about a pixelated cock. I have to live with that, every day, and while your all enjoying an episode of lights camera action think of me.... and think of my cock. Oh the Irony, I can't even see my japs eye now after banging a jap.
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